The shortest jokes are the best

I just had a conversation on MSN with my second best friend. I went to eat at her yesterday, and she offered me a funny thing. She went to a sex-shop (to buy god knows what... I was a bit surprised because she's not at all the kind of girl I would expect to see coming out of a sex-shop...) and found something for me: It's a breath spray supposed to give you an irresistible "instant swedish accent" :D

So, we were joking about that, and I said that it would maybe help me to find someone. And she said she couldn't understand why I hadn't found anyone lately, even without that because I had a lot of "potential". I said that apparently my potential had no effect on anyone, but that I had no idea why, and she said that it was because I was a lot too narcissic to see that some people were interested in me. I was thinking "do I tell her now, do I wait longer..." and I thought it was time to come out to her. She's the girl that knows a lot of gay guys and she could be well useful :) So I told her that I wouldn't find any girl that suits me, because I was not looking for a girl, but for a guy. She took it as a joke and said "don't be discouraged, you will find a nice girl very soon, and anyways if we are still both single at 35 we will mary together!" We chatted during 20 minutes during with I had to explain that it was actually not a joke! and she was like "no way, it's not funny, you're stupid to do that and play with my feelings, you're not, bla bla bla..." I explained the whole thing and still she didn't want to understand. So I had to swear many times, and then she became a bit agressive, like "even if it were true, you could at least have told me in front of me, I'm a bit angry at you" etc. Well... I didn't know what more to tell her to make her realise that it was true, but after ten more minutes, she became reasonable about it and said "ok, I'm coming at your home" and all I wanted, and still want now is to sleep (it's been 20 minutes since I began this post, but wathever :)

I told her that she could come tomorrow, and she said "are you just gonna dump me this night alone with this piece of news? I'm crying at the moment, and I'm completely lost... and it will change your life and it's so many things and and and..." I really didn't expect that, his best friend is gay, I thought she would be a bit surprised but not shaken at this point! I hope she will be able to pull herself together before tomorrow, or I will be really ill at ease to have her here crying and making some crisis about that!

But it's a good thing that she also knows now. So, good night everyone!